July 8 - 16, 2022
Everyone who went on the July 2021 trip had a great time! Don't miss out and book now!
So what’s included?
Your accommodations - Prude or Nude, Garden View or Ocean View - Classic, or new Premium!
Giveaways - Embroidered ball cap, Tee shirt or Sarong, personalized name necklace, Sports bottle, Hash tag
All meals - 4 restaurants : Buffet, Chop house, Japanese, and Italian. Beach grills, Lobster night
OPEN Bar! - Beer, Wine, Mixed drinks, Top shelf drinks, Frozen drinks, Shots
Water Sports - FREE SCUBA Diving, Snorkeling, Sailing, Wind Surfing, Kayaking, Glass Bottom Boat, Stand-up Paddle Boarding
Water Fun - 2 Beaches - One nude, One prude. 5 Pools - Nekkid or not, your choice. Jacuzzis - Hot, Cold, Hidden. Pool Volleyball
Adult Fun! No children allowed! - Swim up bar, Disco, Piano Bar, Play Room, Pool Tables, Giant Chess, Theme Nights, Contests, Games, Entertainment Coordinators, Nightly Shows and Entertainment
Sports - Tennis, Basketball, Beach Volleyball, Fully equipped Fitness Center, Water Aerobics, Bocce Ball
Relaxation - Lounge chairs, floats, hammocks, sauna, steam room. On site spa - optional massages
Theme Nights - Go costume crazy!!!! Themes to be announced!
Private Events - Welcome Vodka Slushie party, Cock-n-Tail party with prizes, Pool Deck Parties with VJ/DJ, Live Band performance, Optional Nude/Lewd Pirate Cruise, and Beach bonfire with Chinese Lantern launch!
Special Perks - Professional Body Painter, Red Bull and private events for our group only!
The "One Love Pub Crawl" - this is a very popular and fun outing! Hashers and friends join Lembert and his Jamaican party bus for a pub crawl throughout Negril!
And, of course, Hash Activities! - On and Off-site Hedo Hash Trails, Red Dress Run, Room Crawl, Erotic Gift Exchange, Beer Mile Relay, Tippy Cup, Visit to Forbidden Island, Hasher Pub Crawl in Negril, Craft Beer Tasting Social, and more..!
"Thank to everyone of you amazing people for making the last week one of the best of my life. Every time I go to Hedo, I know it’s going to be a great time but this last week was so over the top." - Limp Dick, Jacksonville H3
"I'm so glad I got to meet you crazy f*ckers! Certainly helped make the best trip of my life!! " - Bubble-Lick-Us, Tampa Bay H3
"Jamaica was awesome! We've already picked our room for next year... What a totally amazing place!" - ICP, Tampa Bay H3
"This is a DO NOT MISS event...start saving $$$ now!" - Fux Capacitor, Ft. Lauderdale H3
"The best thing about Hedo was hanging out and meeting a lot of really great people! It was an amazing time!" - Steers Queers, Jacksonville H3
"Pub crawl was the best event! I loved the friendly environment and meeting new friends. I had an amazing time!" - Tit Mitt
"Pub crawl!! Meeting amazing people that we will be friends with forever. On on! - It Still Squirts, Tampa Bay H3
“This trip was a great experience. All the activities were great, and I especially appreciate all the effort everyone put in. Of course I loved everything and felt so welcome with you all. I can see this trip becoming a yearly tradition, and look forward to being back next year.” – D. D.
“Thanks for all your hard work. I’ve already booked.” – Full Metal Jacket
“It was great to see so many repeat offenders and new faces within H2H3 this year! If you had a great time, tell your friends…let’s grow to 50+ next year!” – Tit Tack Smuggler, Mountain Beers H3
“It was my first time at Hedo but you all made me feel part of your hash family from the start. I have only great things to say to the kennel back home.” – Stunt Boobs, Hogtown H3
The price, per person, per night for a double occupancy room starts at $233 for Garden view, $264 for Ocean view, or $345 for a Jacuzzi suite. The rooms differ in location, some are oceanfront, some are Premium, and some have private Jacuzzis.
This price includes your room, food, all drinks, activities, taxes, tips, as well as everything stated above.
Cost does not include airfare. There is a $50 per person charge for transportation to and from Montego Bay airport (approx. 1 hour and change) Or splurge and fly TimAir for the 15-minute hop from Montego Bay to the airstrip in Negril, right next to the resort.
The "One Love Pub Crawl" is a "pay-as-you-go" event. The bus ride is free, but Lembert works for tips. Buy as much - or as little - beer as you want on the pub crawl.
Hedo II H3 haberdashery will be available for sale at Hedo!!
Our Hash group travels as a sub-group of the Fluffernutters. Last year we had over 300 people join us on this amazing, fun Hash adventure vacation!!
Prices are based on double occupancy. If you are single but want your own room, you can pay 50% more to guarantee your own room. If you are single, but would like a roommate, please contact Kiddie to let her know so she can help you find a roommate. If you are interested in a Triple room, please contact Kiddie for pricing (note that some restrictions may apply).
Contact Kiddie for Hasher information, and any questions about Hedonism II. Once you book, you will also have access to the exclusive 'members only' Fluffernutter forums and our exclusive Hedo II H3 Facebook page!
To book, click on the "Book Now" button below to start the booking process. There you will also find the latest rates and room availability.
(PLEASE READ AS YOUR RESERVATION ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU HAVE READ AND AGREE):
How is payment made?
Classic & Premium rooms: A $250 per person deposit is all that is required at time of booking to secure your classic room, or $500 per person deposit for Premium Rooms (for reservations made prior to November 10th). An additional 35% will be due on January 10th and the balance on or before April 10th, 2022. Reservations made after November 10th will be 50% at time of reservation and balance on or before April 10th.
Classic & Premium Rooms - cancel by November 10th, 2021 with no penalty.
Between November 11th, 2021 and February 10th, 2022 incur a $250 penalty per person.
Between February 11th and March 10th, 2022 incur a $500 penalty per person.
Between March 11th and April 10th, 2022 incur a 50% Cancel Fee.
After April 10th, 2022 - 100% Cancel Fee.
Jacuzzi Suites: A $500 per person deposit is all that is required at time of booking to secure your Jacuzzi Suite (for reservations made prior to November 10th). An additional 35% will be due on January 10th and the balance on or before April 10th, 2022. Reservations made after November 10th will be 50% at time of reservation and balance on or before April 10th.
Jacuzzi’s cancel by November 10th, 2021 with no penalty.
Between November 11th, 2021 and March 10th, 2022 incur a $500 penalty per person.
Between March 11th and April 10th, 2022 incur a 50% Cancel Fee.
After April 11th, 2022 - 100% Cancel Fee.
Payment can be made by any major credit card, using our online pay by check form or by faxing a check to 603-627-9947. The listed room prices are for check or cash payments and reflect a 3% discount for not using a Visa or Mastercard. If you cancel, your refund will not include the credit card fees as the bank keeps those. We are not directly accepting American Express at this time. For AMEX some people can use paypal and pay the paypal fee, or they have us run the charge through another processor and they pay 5% more than the cash price. For newbies booking for the first time, no charges or checks will be deposited without prior notice to and confirmation from you. All reservations forms are done on an encrypted secure server. (128 bit secure server certificate on an https address). All vouchers, all free nights (for example 12/700) all resort credits or special offers or compensation offers are subject to final acceptance by the resort. Sometimes auditors find discrepancies after the trip is completed. We reserve the right to collect additional funds should the resort deny any of the items above. Returned checks for any reason that is not a mistake by Unwind Travel, LLC, (for example) insufficient funds and or incorrect account numbers entered by the issuer are charged a $35.00 returned check fee. If a check is returned because of something we did wrong then of course we absorb any fees. If not, you agree to pay this sum for any and all other reasons. In addition, at our discretion we may impose just a $25.00 cancel charge instead of the cancel penalties above for any cancellation made within 48 hours of confirmation by us. Reservation Name or date changes within 90 days of Group check in are charged $25 per change. Any term above that we modify for someone does not modify or eliminate any of the other terms. We reserve the right to alter payment dates (later than above). We may also alter amounts per payment as requested by the client (upon written request). By filling out the online reservation form or agreeing to a cloning of a previous reservation you agree to all of the terms and conditions above.
Liability Waiver: Upon acceptance of my reservations, I, for myself, my heirs and assigns, hereby release Hedo 2 H3, UnWind Travel, LLC, Fluffernutters (Jon's Fluffernutters), and any and all of their owners, investors, subsidiaries, representatives and sponsors from any and all liability arising from illness, injury, or death I may suffer as a result of participation at this event. I attest that I am physically fit and I am aware that my participation in activities could, in some circumstances, result in physical injury.
As soon as you book with the Fluffs you are given full access to the Fluffernutter site. This includes the photo gallery from previous trips, online forums which enable you to introduce yourself and get to know friendly fluffs that you will be meeting on the trip, access to our private Facebook group and many other online features.
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